Me: Here are your socks, Ladybug.
Ladybug: Did you finish them?
Me: Sure did.
Ladybug. Oh. I don’t like them.
Me: (Internally) WHAT?!?!! (Externally) Oh. Why?
Lbg: They don’t have any pink in them.
Me: *head banging on keyboard*
I’ll stick ’em in her drawer, and make her wear them. I may have to write the word “princess” on them somewhere, but she’ll wear them!