Is it because they’re blurry?
No, that’s just my inability to hold still while I’m pressing a button.
Is it because the recipient loves me so much she can’t help but stare at me adoringly?
Nope. She’s more interested in the TV than in me.
I guess it’s because she’s cute.
It better be, because 10 minutes after the photos were taken, there were illicit mashed potatoes smeared over the front of the sweater.