I made a boo-boo. When I was talking about the Colinette Jitterbug, I said that it had 267 yards/100g. Oops, I did a NASA. It has 267 METERS. Also known as METRES. Which, when I pull up my handy dandy metric conversion web page, I find that means it has 291.995 yards. Better, huh?
Still, my Jupiter probe just crashed on the surface of the planet.